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veiled attack

by Jen at 5:21 pm on 9.12.2006Comments Off
filed under: rant and rage

argh. I wrote a great post and my dying computer lost it. the below isn’t quite up to snuff, but it’s the best i could re-create.

i am tired of the anti-muslim prejudice which is not only condoned, but encouraged by the blair government as a placebo for dealing with the real problem of terrorism. they continue to blame cultural differences for the rash of extremism, rather than grappling with the much more complex roots which are harder to identify and address.

tony blair’s speech yesterday tried to pay lip service to the notion of multiculturalism and the challenges that extremism provides in that setting. but as usual, he misses the boat when he mistakenly *attributes* extremism to being a product of a multicultural society. and once again he picks on an easily identifiable symbol of fundamental cultural differences: the veil.

In Tunisia and Malaysia, the veil is barred in certain public places. I know it is not sensible to conduct this debate as if the only issue is the very hot and sensitive one of the veil. For one thing, the extremism we face is usually from men not women. But it is interesting to note that when Jack Straw made his comments, no less a person than the Mufti of the Arab Republic of Egypt made a strong approving statement; and it really is a matter of plain common sense that when it is an essential part of someone’s work to communicate directly with people, being able to see their face is important.

blair consistently uses the veil as an example of a culture clash, but the notion that it’s not acceptable etiquette in the u.k. is a farcical double standard. people in the uk cover their heads and faces all the time (giant sunglasses, hoodies, scarves) and no one perceives it as an affront to british culture or an impediment to communication. it’s also not about women being seen as lesser valued beings – britain pays women 20% less than men and no one bats an eyelash at that.

what it’s about is the fact that this is an identifiable mark of difference as a devout, non-westernised muslim. and the government continues to equate non-westernised islam with potential terrorism.

the problem has always been, and continues to be, that in reality terrorism has nothing to do with clashes of culture, but rather clashes of ideology. the problem is it’s a clash which cannot be fixed no matter how much “integration and conformity” are promoted, because the terrorist ideology absolutely *rejects anything which does not explicitly support its own beliefs*. Full stop. the terrorist ideology has nothing to do with islam. blair acknowledges this when he says, “Of course the extremists that threaten violence are not true Muslims in the sense of being true to the proper teaching of Islam ” but undoes his own affirmation in the next sentence, “But it’s daft to deny the fact that they justify their extremism by reference to religious belief.”

in essence, we know terrorism has nothing to do with islam. But terrorists identify as muslim, therefore islam must be responsible.

blair is unable to solve his own self-created conundrum, and so sidesteps his own circular logic by falling back on the easy excuse of cultural plurality and the symbollic distinctions. it’s all smoke and mirrors – a diversion to convince the public that they’re somehow *doing something positive* for the social fabric of britain’s future, when in fact they’ve completely missed the forest for the trees. the fallout of that is that it has become acceptable to discriminate in the name of “shared values”.

blair claims britain protects “the right to be different”. his repeated attack on the veil proves nothing could be further from the truth.

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linus the tree

by Jen at 10:11 pm on 8.12.2006 | 4 Comments
filed under: holidaze, photo

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brain dead

by Jen at 7:05 pm on 7.12.2006 | 1 Comment
filed under: mundane mayhem

well it had to happen sometime: after 8 blissful months, I am back at work. and i think my brain is officially fried – it was a whirlwind day of meetings and getting caught up to speed. it’s been ages since i had to concentrate for more than 3 minutes at a stretch, and now it feels like there’s raging thunder inside my head and i’m knackered.

on the plus side, getting paid will be a nice change of pace!

and bless j, who must’ve realised there was no way i was cooking tonight – he brought home roasted chicken, potato salad and ciabatta rolls for dinner. mmmmm. what a nice boy he is!

better blogging tomorrow, I promise.

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twister

by Jen at 5:38 pm on | 1 Comment
filed under: eclectica

well now i’ve seen everything.

a tornado in london
– who’da thunk it?

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walking wounded

by Jen at 12:08 am on 6.12.2006Comments Off
filed under: rant and rage

in spite of my penchant for politics, I haven’t written much about iraq here in this blog. mostly because i really can’t be trusted to contain myself or even string my words together coherently, so strong are my emotions. i think, however, that few readers would have a difficult time guessing how I feel – so analysing the runaway train that is the Iraq war seems pretty pointless.

since the midterm elections, though, i’ve been reading a lot of renewed disappointment and disillusionment and just plain old anger. it’s almost as if the nation’s tacit acknowledgement that things have gone horribly awry – that things, in fact, *must change now* – has reopened a deep wound. because for the past 3 years, whether you agreed with the stated objectives or methods or rationale for iraq, it was a moot point. we were already there, bombs were dropping, armies were invading, and there was nothing to be done. war had already been committed, and the most we could hope for was minimisation.

yet, in front our eyes, things got way out of hand. things spun completely out of control. story after story confirmed our fears that, far from improving, the situation was instead rapidly devolving into chaos and corruption. we saw it happen, and felt powerless to stop it. instead, we re-elected bush and hoped for the best.

so i’m not quite sure why the penny finally dropped on election tuesday. perhaps it was abu ghraib, or guantanamo. perhaps it was the ever increasing number of flag-draped coffins. maybe it was just the collective national conscience. maybe all or none of these things. doesn’t matter. after all, the straw that broke the camel’s back is pretty immaterial, isn’t it?

but there’s something about the administration *finally* acknowledging that things are untenable, that has touched a deep chord in people. Even people who’d thought they’d come to terms with the idea of failure, who’d long since written off iraq as a dismal fuck up. There’s anger there, just below the surface.

andy writes:

The time for feeling smug about my vociferous pre-war opposition to George Bush’s Iraq adventure has long since passed, if there ever was such a time. It became apparent some time ago that not only is America going to ‘lose’ in Iraq (due to the persistent insurgency) but that barring unforseen miracles, Iraq is going to tear itself apart… This descent into civil war in Iraq is much more serious to me than America’s (or my own) pride, and despite my antipathy toward the current American government, I truly, honestly never wanted to see this project fail so disasterously — indeed, I wouldn’t have thought it possible. The indifference to the magnitude of the task at hand, the ineptitude, and the incompetence, are staggering.

even more pointedly, the vol abroad asks: do y’all feel fooled?

I’m not gloating. I don’t think very many people in America really wanted to see us fail to achieve altruistic or even patriotic objectives in Iraq and the region. I think this has damaged America… But when I realised it was a passle of lies, incompetence and self-delusion, I felt fooled. I felt pretty angry with myself. Even worse, I felt angry with Bush and Blair for making me look stupid for believing them in the eyes of the Marxists and Islamists and woolly-headed leftists.

i think Vol Abroad has touched on something there that’s even more profound than we realise, and that is *just how much* this has damaged america. i think the insurgency happening in our own country speaks to even more than that. this has not just hurt america – it has hurt *americans*.

we’re part of the walking wounded in this war. for as long as it continues.

maybe that realisation was the straw.

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introducing your newest london correspondent

by Jen at 12:02 am on | 2 Comments
filed under: londonlife, mundane mayhem

in an effort to branch out a bit, i’ll be contributing on a weekly basis to “shortcut – a european city and travel blog”, writing about city life/events from a london perspective. check it out if you get a chance – should be interesting! (and feel free to mention ideas or events you think would make for good blogging!)

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merry music 2006

by Jen at 6:13 pm on 5.12.2006Comments Off
filed under: holidaze, tunage

it’s been hard to catch the christmas spirit so far this year, so i dragged out some music to get me in the mood. nuthin’ says christmas like some classic tunes (or rockin’ remakes thereof), so here are a few songs to put the jingle in your bell:





MP3 playlist (M3U)


merry music 2006 – featuring the dickies, stiff little fingers, the kinks and more.

here’s the podcast link.

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dear santa

by Jen at 5:54 pm on 4.12.2006 | 5 Comments
filed under: holidaze

j and i have officially decided we’re not exchanging gifts this year, as things are still pretty tight, moneywise. we need to buy a telly imminently (we’re currently borrowing) and we’re (still) just getting by on his paycheque while i (still) wait for a start date for my job. and while i love presents just as much as the next person, i’m really okay with that – it’s kind of a nice change of pace, in fact. i went into oxford street today to get my ipod looked at at the apple store*, and it was so unbelievably hectic (at 3:00 on a monday), i was thrilled to be able to just go back home. a relief to think, “i don’t have to get caught up in that this year”.

and honestly, there’s almost nothing i can think of that i really want anyway. in many ways, it feels like we’ve reset the clock to zero – since we got back, i no longer feel compelled to buy tons of stuff i don’t need, and every little purchase feels like a big deal. i mean, i got excited over buying a hamper the other day! woo hoo! we no longer have our clothes on the floor! we’re living on the edge now! i know consumerism will inevitably creep back into our lives, but for right now it feels nice to be free of the blind impulse to accumulate.

but on the off chance santa is reading, here’s my little list of things that would make my life easier…

dear santa –

I would like:

- in-ear earphones. the ipod buds just let in so much external noise that on busy streets or on the tube, i find myself cranking it up to 11 just to hear properly. none of the silly £300 ones – i’m hardly any kind of audio snob. but some snugger earphones would be nice.

- a corkscrew for dummies. i’m so tired of fishing bobbing bits out of my wine because i corked the bottle again. i’m amazing inept at such a simple task, and it’s a waste of perfectly good alcohol. so one of those idiot-proof dealios would help a lot.

- a new computer. my current laptop, which has served me admirably for 4 years is dying a long slow painful death. it no longer likes doing more than one task at a time, and often glitches if there’s too much information happening. i can’t really add or upgrade any programmes, and even after stripping it down to the bare essentials only 10 months ago, it’s just operating at the very limit of its capacity. i don’t need anything fancy-schmancy, just something with a decent processor and ram. i wouldn’t even say i need a laptop, but there’s no place to put a full pc in our flat, so smaller is better. (yeah, i realise i’m going to have to foot this one myself since it’s hardly a stocking item, but a girl can dream, can’t she?)

that’s pretty much it. i don’t need a lot to be happy, and i could sit here and make up a whole long list of stuff i don’t particularly want or have space for, but there’s no point in that.

so santa, baby, i promise i’ve been a good girl. i’ll keep the cookies warm, the milk cold, and the balcony clear – you don’t mind coming in through the balcony, do you?

see you soon,
your biggest fan

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*i think i mentioned that my ipod stopped working for several days whilst in bolivia. turns out, you’re not supposed to operate it at above 3,000 meters altitude (pressurised planes excepted) because “In a hard drive, the heads do not contact the recording surface. They float above the surface on a small cushion of air, produced by the spinning platters. If the air is too thin to create this cushion, the heads will contact the surface, possibly even damaging it.” ooops. luckily my hard drive seems to be okay. but i do not advise visiting the apple store during the xmas season unless you enjoy intense crowds.

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cinematic snoozing

by Jen at 4:56 pm on 3.12.2006 | 2 Comments
filed under: mundane mayhem

last night, j and i headed over to K&T’s place, for what has quickly become a weekend tradition of dinner and rental movies. sometimes it’s held at our place, more often it’s at theirs (what can I say – they have far more sofa space and a big telly!) sometimes it’s takeaway, sometimes it’s a home-cooked meal. wine and beer are consumed, and two videos are rented. and i take a serious ribbing for what i have come to call my “pavlovian movie response”. no, i don’t salivate to the sound of a bell – instead i fall asleep during movies.

now, oftentimes j and k have been in charge of procuring the movies, and given that they have the emotional mean age of 12 between them, this usually results in film selections from one of the following genres:

    teen spoof movies with only the thinnest thread of a plot as a device for bathroom humour, slapstick comedy, and more bathroom humour. there are whole series of sequels involved with names like “i-know-what-you-did-last-summer-on-another-teen-date-while- meeting-the-parents-and-eating-american-pie-part-2″.

    horror movies (and associated sequels) with only the thinnest thread of a plot as a device for gore, psychological tricks and gruesome special effects. screaming weak girls running around in skimpy outfits and bloody torture. none of which puts us off our dinner, of course.

    hollywood comic-book action hero blockbusters, and associated sequels/prequels. Superman, spiderman, batman, X men, etc. movies 1 through 12. superpowers and villians interchangable as the principle protagonist has to save the world from destruction.

none of these kinds of movies are my particular cup of tea, so to be perfectly honest, i generally don’t mind sleeping right through them. after a big meal and several glasses of wine, i’m happy to curl up on the couch with my head in jonno’s lap and drift off as i lose interest. i awake just in time to head home.

the problem is, however, that it has become such an ingrained response, such a habitual pattern, that i now find myself unable to stay awake *even during movies i want to watch*. last week i finally got a chance to pick a movie, so i was excited to see the latest coen brothers flick “romance and cigarettes” out on dvd. i was enjoying the usual offbeat dialogue and musical tangents of ethan and joel’s wacky film for only 10 minutes before i found my chin hitting my chest. the previous week we’d rented the “inside man”, a denzel-icious bank caper film which looked reasonably well done, and i again fell asleep in spite of myself. i mean, if denzel can’t keep my eyes open, there’s something wrong, right?

it’s become immensely frustrating because not only do i have to suffer the jokes and ribbing about my movie narcolepsy, but also because i can’t seem to stay awake even through force of will. i drowsed my way through film after film, and i was beginning to despair of ever seeing a whole movie again.

this weekend, however i managed to lick it. using various techniques (sitting away from jonno’s comfortable cuddle, limiting myself to only one glass of wine, keeping good posture) i managed to maintain alert attention through not only one, but two halves of the double feature. inordinately proud of myself, i knew i’d accomplished something special when even k joked that i’d managed to stay up with the rest of the grown-ups.

so i’m hopeful that my rem reflex is now a thing of the past. that i can be sure of seeing how the movie ends, and not just begins. that i can follow a story from start to finish without involuntarily leaving for la-la-land.

now if only i could do something about j and k’s puerile cinematic taste.

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staying positive 2006

by Jen at 2:08 am on 1.12.2006Comments Off
filed under: rant and rage, world aids day

for anyone whose life has been touched by HIV… and there are far too many of us.

Support World AIDS Day

last year, i shared these facts:

– there are more than 40 million people living with hiv and aids
– 23 million people have died
– global spending on hiv research is $3 billion
– u.s. spending on bird flu is $7 billion
– 8000 people per day die of aids
– in the minute it takes you to read this post, 5 people will have died
– in zimbabwe the hiv infection rate is 33% – that’s one in every three people
– more than a half million children died of aids in 2005
– if we continue on this way, there will be 45 million more infected by 2010.

another 3 million people died since i last posted those figures.
more than 15 million children are aids orphans.
2 million kids are living with hiv.
and india now has the largest hiv/aids population.

but really this year, there’s only one statistic you need to know:

25 years of hiv/aids
cures:0

this year, do something. anything. please. it’s unconscionable that we continue to allow this to happen.

donate. motivate. participate.

because every day is world aids day.

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