wednesday is hump day
to get you over:
why spongebob squarepants will turn your child gay
why you never want to go to jail in thailand – want the whole world to see you soiling yourself?
if you are feeling low (perhaps a result of the recent “most depressing day”), feel better knowing at least you haven’t sunk to tonya harding’s level. she seems to be hitting the oreos a little too much as well. is that catty? i don’t care.
is it sick that I want to make this? twinkie sushi. also chocolate sushi. and more chocolate sushi. Sushi – it’s not just for eels anymore!
bill gates does a sexy photo spread
that should be enough to tide you over til tomorrow – and it’s all downhill from there.